Cockatanus

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Bio

Country: 
Heard Island and McDonald Islands
Town/City: 
Food Town
Galactic Tone: 
Rhythmic
Solar Seal: 
Dragon
Date of Birth: 
10/17/1926

My entire life I was made fun of by my suggestive name, however I managed to pull trough all the hardships I had faced with the power of my brothers and the effect of the telepatic love waves. Everyday I rejoice as I can feel the day that we will all walk the rainbow bridge to the stars and meet the flying spaghetti monster himself. He will hold me in his noodly appentages and maybe molest me just a little. I want his meat sauce...As the one you know, Galatic Wolf Cock I will promise to uphold these new guidelines that have been betowed upon me and I will live up to the name Galatic Wolf Penis. Please e-mail me at flappingninjapenis@yahoo.com for all of your questions and concerns. I wish to hear from all of you and dream of the day that we walk the rainbow bridge and have one last massive orgy before the flying spaghetti monster takes us in his noodly appentages.